The Global War On Christmas

The Global War On Christmas


The current evil glut

The evil glut

Due to overproduction, world evil prices have plummeted in the last three years. American evil producers have been steadily losing market share to China and other countries where evil can be manufactured for a small fraction of the U.S. cost.  Some desperate investors are even considering eliminating evil from their portfolios. Ultimately, I am sure that the Federal Reserve Bank will step in because, as we all know, evil is too big to fail.