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Grammar Police: Spelling Error Prevention Unit

Grammar Police SEPU

In the English Language System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups; the orthographically-challenged public who repeatedly misspell even the most common words, and the police who investigate these crimes and arrest the offenders. These are their stories.


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Grammar Police: Unnecessary Quotation Unit

Grammar Police: U.Q.U.

In the English “Language System” the people are “represented” by two separate, yet equally important “groups”; the grammar-deficient public who “insert” gratuitous “quotation marks” without regard for “meaning”, and the “police” who “investigate these crimes” and “arrest” the offenders. These are their “stories”.