December 22, 2012
As some of you may have noticed, The End Of The World unfortunately did not occur on Thursday. Please accept our apologies.
The error in our prediction may have been caused by a misinterpretation of the complicated Mayan Calendar, or simply by the fact that we are totally psychotic religious loons.
Be that as it may, scientists now tell us that The End Of The World will happen when the Sun becomes so hot that the oceans boil away — two billion years from now.
In going back over our computations we realize that we must make a slight change to our original estimate.
The End Of The World will actually occur on:
Thursday, December 20, 2000002012
Please update your calendars accordingly. We regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
Your Local Cult Leader