What is it about fundamentalists and hair? Amish, Taliban, Hassidim — they’re all obsessed. It’s a sectual fetish.
The Mullets, in case you haven’t heard, have attacked several of their fellow Amish folk and cut their beards and hair. They were arrested recently on federal charges of kidnapping and assault. I don’t believe anyone was seriously injured, which is more than can be said about members of the Taliban who have murdered barbers for the sacrilege of trimming beards.
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More sects tomorrow!